Now I Have A Blog Post HO HO HO
In the strange hinterland betwixt (yes, its a word) Christmas and New Year – I'm vaguely aware it might be Saturday because it was all the football coverage smattering the TV schedule like...
December 30 2012
How I Published A Freakin Book
The original cover – that I fucked up
(nb I don't know if this is my browser adding them or what but this post contains things that look like links but are in fact spam. My links are single...
November 04 2012
Subside thoughts (warning contains cakes)
I missed The great British Bake off as a thing, Had no idea that it was so important to everyone and would never have guessed that the population of England would be so obsessed with what is,...
October 27 2012
Big Sky Luxury
Summer ends quickly in Brighton like someone turning off the lights. And for bar staff like myself the days go from harsh spotlight too a forgotten back room gloom and the sea turns the colour...
September 29 2012
I live by the seaside now. And I work at in a club on the beach, the work is hard and dirty but when I walk home at five in the morning I get to watch the day creep up on the world when only the...
June 13 2012
Internet Car Boot
hey because I'm moving I decided I need to cut down on the masses of books I have – I cut down my books by about a third, which wasn't as traumatic as I thought it would be. but what to do with...
April 22 2012
Getting back on the horse that bit me
Drinking scotch straight out of the bottle can't be a good sign, its been the same bottle now for a couple of weeks which means at least I'm not guzzling it down. But forgoing the glass and...
March 25 2012
Table Scraps, Daddy’s Busy
What follows are a couple of competition entries that didn't get anywhere. Although now I can only see their flaws, its nice to have them on record somewhere and while I'm still writing the book...
January 23 2012
Red Hot Chili Peppers saved my life
Coming out as a RHCP fan isn't going to win me any favours with the bleedin' edge crowd, saying you like a stadium rock band pegs you as out of touch, or the worst crime of all; being...
December 05 2011
Leaving the website as an abandoned grave marker
Those of you reading are probably expecting the usual apology for not posting as regularly as I should do. But that's not going to happen; in fact it's you the reader that should be thanking...
December 01 2011